Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Buhtt sex?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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