i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Be still, my beating vagina.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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