we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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