Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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