ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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