just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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