People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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