Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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