??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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