she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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