just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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