yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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