ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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