Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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