The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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