yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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