I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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