I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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