if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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