Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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