ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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