she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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