Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
