East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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