His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
