no, he came in my armpit
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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