I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Dick very happy bro
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
