I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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