i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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