Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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