Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You can't special order awesome
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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