im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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