so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
