I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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