Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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