Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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