fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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