i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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