Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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