is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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