oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
tell me about the eggs
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