I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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