Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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