i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just googled if crying burns calories
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Randomize
