I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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