They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i out mim tonsoeep
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