i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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