She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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