how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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