I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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