I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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