okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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