She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
did i just pee glitter
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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